“Texas Chainsaw Massacre” (2022) seems to have been created solely in response to the criticism: there’s no way that gun-loving Texans would have lost to a chainsaw. Where were the guns? It’s Texas. Instead...

Dear “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” (1974), was common sense invented in 1975? These characters don’t have two brain cells to rub together. Genuinely, they have the survival instincts of a hard-boiled...